Have some tea
Since Nine was gone
There was no one to replace him
We must elect a person today
Right! For me, I suggest Johnny
He'd always respected the elders like us
Remember the incident in Macau Night Club?
The girls stood us up
He immediately called manager
So we could get away
Also, the huge bill, he paid it
Who asked him to show off this way
Of course he paid, would he expect us to pay?
Right
In fact... we always go to Macau in a group.
It's far and expensive
I suggest... time to change
Let's go to Shenzhen
Philip, the clubs there are high class and have good quality girls.
Why not Jordon?
It's safe and cheaper
It's Shrimp's territory. We can get free fruits and double hours.
I choose Shrimp!
When I started to play... they were in election.
I like the system before
it's powerful
It's not about those small benefits
like free fruits double hours or no charge
But a leader to take care of our personal safety
find some good women... for our physical needs
Mr. To, I heard you'd recovered
Congratulation
So, if you let me choose...
I'll choose the medicine agent, Philip Chan.
Great!
All buddies!
Our schedule for next month is out
This Thursday, we'll announce to the public...
to go golfing
But we'll have cars picking up everybody to dance there.
Next Tuesday, 10 tickets to Hawkeng's seminar:
'Discovering the mystery of Black hole'
But we'll have a party in the president suite of the hall.
Also Discovering the mystery of the Black hole.
And next next Friday, we'll...
Honey? Pong!
7 circles!
I'm playing Mahjong. I'll be back soon.
Don't be played 'til too late
Yes, I'm just having an appeal
Do you need anything on my way home?
Nothing?
Bye. Hurry up!
Bye bye.
And the kiss?
You see the significance of Mahjong?
Cool Brother Tin! How you got that idea?
Now you know why men are out to play they must bring a 'dice'
Also, remember don't power off the phone
Let her be able to find you
She feels at ease, so will you
But we always make calls she must find out
Apply for a Ghost Card
and forward your numbers to it there'll be no records
How can they check it out? Come... get one!
Boys, one more technique for you
When you play never use the hotel shampoo and soap
Women's noses are as sensitive as police dogs
Use the same kind at home then it'll be invincible!
Got it
3G phone? It's easy to get caught
Learn from me!
Look...
Is it Babe?
Are you coming home for dinner tonight?
Tonight?... I can't
I'll have meetings until late
I just get time to take a toilet break now
What meeting? Why it takes so long?
I told you last time, I got elected...
as the representative of the private doctors
I'd a meeting with Chairman Chow today
Babe, you are so great!
Of course, or how can I be your Babe
I can't talk now... have to zip back my pants
Don't get wet
See?
It's what Made in China meant
- Good! - Good!
- Beautiful, good job... - Good one...
Why you bring a Mahjong tile?
I just joined the Mahjong club at school
Aren't you in the Bridge club?
There were too few members, only 52
And 'Diamond 3' sounds like 'die a man'
Mahjong club is different. It has 144 members.
My code is bamboo, sounds alike 'bingo'
Why you buy bath soap, Mr. Turtle?
Mysterious
- Honey, I'm back. - You're back?
I'm so tired today
- I go to take a bath. - Okay.
No... Dr. Li had come back from Sweden today
and got me this new condom sample
He said we can't buy it in HK
Hey, Babe
Can we try it tonight?
I'm tired after meetings whole day...
Tomorrow morning then...
Okay
- I go to take a bath now. - Okay.
- Here is the cake! - Put it in the fridge.
- 6 candles? - There're many inside.
Your clothes...
What? When looking from the back...
it's beautiful and sexier look at yourself...
You scared me, be careful...
Don't untie it. Look first.
The cutting is not bad OK?
This deep V style fits you only
This two different brands of juice
I don't understand those women...
Why concern about the cuttings but no body figure?
They wear the trousers show half of their butt
They said low cuts are popular but do they know...
it designs for people with waistline
Not for one who hardly shows the hip and waist
And pretend to be humorous whole day
Honey, look you've dropped things on the floor...
But he can't notice his barrel shape body
- Oh no? - Bad.
Yeah, I dress up everyday... for him
They act so bossy
They put tons of things on the faces every night
And apply another tons of makeup before going out
It's killing
Exactly
Sleep well to get the dark cycles away, right?
Who cares if they do lots of treatment
But why forces it to me
Yeah! She usually forces me to do masks and scrubs.
Look, my face hurts
No
They wear shoes without socks
After playing soccer the feet stink like dead rats
When you get married with him
He'll fart inside the blanket it's unbearable!
That's a normal physical behavior...
I wonder whether women don't fart?
Hey, Babe
I could stand the bad smells
But not for men lie with their eyes opened
They claim no whoring but why always tired for sex
I won't believe it any way
I wished I could hold longer but she's just lying...
Not with the mouth at least give me a hand...
I'm a lady. How can I do thing like that
What kind of women do you think I am?
Wives are like this
They say no to this and no to that
I try to turn on some light she said too bright
Try it on the sofa she'd say no sense of security
Let's have a sex bath together...
She'd widen her eyes and said...
Disgusting! Where you learned all these things!
Those women are so picky...
3 hours would turn out only 3 minutes
They say they're so capable for... 3 hours?
In fact, it's about 3 minutes
It's great having 3 minutes long
Mine can't even have 30 times in the last few years!
Oh no?
It's time saving
But the skin is pretty nice
Women don't talk normally
But they always talk when lying down
Babe
The curtains look old today?
Should we change it?
My hubby just comes and grabs you
Why not some music and have a little chat
I feel like having body search by the police
He enters make a moves then pulls it out.
It's like taking one's temperature
It's good enough... My case is...
just can check the pulse touch the bones
Don't let him get you so easily...
Or else he won't treasure you understand?
- Come on. - Babe.
- We can start eating... - Come on...
- Go inside. - Watch the kids...
I need it too. How can I do it myself every time.
The old used to say: love without sex leads to depression
Right!
He hasn't touched me for 3 years and 8 months already
- What? - What?
- I didn't get it, what? - What?
I said my hubby
He hasn't touched me for 3 years and 8 months
- No way! - Yes
- How can you stand it? - What's wrong...
I thought it was strange, but then...
- They're looking at us... - Let's sit down...
One day I found out in the study room...
he was doing it himself!
He dare to do that? With the wife around?
- He should lock the door? - So stupid.
Usually when I get closer he'd say he is tired
He doesn't treat you as his wife
It's enough for me that he did it himself...
But he made trashes everywhere, right?
So dirty, so irresponsible
Tin does it himself too?
My wife said, if you want to make love tonight...
better make some romantic moves in the morning
Why don't I just go dating outside!
I rather use my hand to finish the 'job'
It's fun to try different hand movements
Disgusting!
You're so bad tempered lately... undergoing menopause?
Shut up!
Since I saw my wife giving birth last time
I am afraid of looking at that part
Men who dare to fool around outside are looking for excuses
I think they are really going too far
How can we stand it?
But what can we do?
Talk straight with them it'll end up with tensions
Let's think. Writing notes?
What to write? Your poor performance in bed.
Perhaps too conservative?
Ninth Auntie
Happy Birthday
I know it all, what is your planning?
I want to get divorced
Divorce?
You should face this battle once you signed the certificate
Getting divorced meant to give up?
Have a look... and show it to other ladies
You'll understand after reading it
Thanks, Ninth Auntie
Does he look like Nine?
- Like you more. - Really?
Then I'm not worried
So pretty and what...
- And so cute! - Cute? Very pretty
We must win this battle
wishing Ninth Auntie all the best
Wishing Ninth Auntie happy
All the best for Ninth Auntie & Ninth Uncle year to year
Congratulations!
In our nation...
Going for prostitution is normal
To give him a chance and then hope...
people learn and do the right thing next time
Women have to be faithful
But why men can have relationships with many women?
Men, like water good to health after boiling
I would be scared of those men staying home all time
According to a worldwide statistic
The percentage of men going out for prostitutions is 87%
And for women, only 7%
You see! Our husbands...
are one of this 87%
My Babe works really hard
Maybe he is busy for meetings only
You trust what your Babe said?
Meetings or dating at late night who knows?
I've checked. Every week they must...
forward their cells together
Forwarded to a pre-paid card so we can't check their call records
Ninth Auntie was correct! For the dignity of women...
I'd kept an eye tightly on my husband before
I didn't cook or do any housework
Only thinking to catch them even when I was pregnant
But not now!
After I fool around, I'm willing to be a good housewife
Women are foresighted than men
Men fool around only for sex
Women fool around for peace at home
What? Women to fool around?
No way? How could that be?
Sit down...
If you don't, the family will fall apart
If we go out to fool around too
We'll be as cheap as those men!
So what, I agree to go!
Wrong! Women go to play doesn't mean cheap
Men don't think this way for prostitution
Why should we?
you guys should forget me
I promised Babe to buy him oysters to boost him up
Having meeting with Chairman Chow
That's his excuse to be free once a week
And yours, you think he uses SMS to gamble?
To vote for songs? That's dumb.
He thinks I'm an idiot... let's play too
How?
You put so much effort to cook for him everyday
But he rather has 'take-outs' You can stand it?
No
Good, then let's speak up
Women play make the husbands stay
Come on! Louder and firmer!
Women play make the husbands stay
For those who haven't had sex for awhile...
Yoga can help tighten and strength...
Those muscles that are not in shape
Do you understand?
- Understand. - Understand.
100 for 4, watch it and get strong!
5 for 100, relieve to become James Bond
Buy a porn, turn it on!
Hey miss, help yourself
Can I help?
Any good ones?
There are lots
Groups and singles from all nationalities
Do you like Japanese? Battling with Black
Best seller now Bus Uncle versus Jap Gal
'6 master guns' enclosed
You look smart, must be educated
Come, let me show you some western ones
Da Vinci Girl! HD version
Big Boobs Impossible, it's irresistible
buy one home and learn it
I'm lawyer Chang and following up a case...
A porn actor wiped off by a film company
I'm here for a case study
Oh yes! Help yourself around.
- OK? - OK.
Come and take a look...
We are open, buy few more
Mr. Turtle, come over
You are too shy, girls won't enjoy
Uncle Seven... come handle your cat
She keeps shitting
- Hey boy! - What's up, miss?
Are these good?
This one is just OK.
This is good. The settings, edition and drama...
Are perfect matches for all positions
And even its camera angle...
Is the best of all AV movies
Let me tell you this one is also a big hit
Hold it, Just like Jacky Chan said
we sell big movie, big movie
- Honey. - Darling.
Honey, you're so smart.
You know carrots are good for eyes
Wash it well and peel off the skin
Also, make it into the best position for you
Thickness or length depends on your tastes...
and body structure
Pay attention to its length to reach G spot
Which is about 3 below the belly...
between the pubis and the womb
about 1/3 to 2/3 within the vagina
Which is 2-3 cm from the entrance
Of course, if a normal carrot is not big enough for you
you can consider other props
It depends on your level of tolerance
I would prefer radish
Thank you
The AV that you buy outside
The girl looks like a stuntwoman
kneel down, climb up
Cross their legs and get hanged up
It's like being in a circus. Also...
Lots of men like to turn us around
They thought it can satisfy women
Once every 5 times like frying fish
In fact, the key to enjoy sex for women is
Orgasm!
Yes!
Women can take control
Right
Guide your partner to stimulate
Your point...
This point!
Which one is it?
This point!
Honey
Are you okay?
I've diarrhea
What? You're in for few hours
I need to go too...
I ate something wrong... it'll take awhile
Go to the public toilet
No way! I really need to go
Go away!
Ok! I go to the public ones
I'll buy you some medicine
Tin, Do we need to wait that long?
Worths' it
Well! I'm still young
I don't need to eat this
Just tolerate for a bit
Cheung gave us a effective one last time
What did you just give us?
Passion Fruit!
Damn! Tell me earlier! Passion Fruit!
What had I been waiting for? Herbs?
You like posing
You're so bad
I'm so nervous. - Nervous?
So Ninth Uncle is right
Never get divorced if you're married
For it's no longer an affair, it's meaningless.
Tin... I guess after this trip to China...
Don't count me in anymore
Why?
Nothing, but I feel guilty lately
When I see Cindy, I feel guilty for my wife
When I fool around with woman
I feel guilty for Cindy, and my wife too
Double guilty feeling, you won't get it
That's your problem to have a mistress
It's just for fun, I didn't pay to her
It doesn't count, right?
To fool around, it's like having hotpot
eat while it's hot. That's the point
Now you fool around with the same woman
That's same as home-made soup, you know?
Hotpot is different from home-made soup
Why to play? The purpose is to try different taste
Like spicy fish balls
Unhealthy instant noodle are delicious
I usually date the girls I don't know or...
not quite acquaint
Or else I'll feel guilty for Ling too
You got it?
Even the kid understands, don't you?
You better get rid of her or don't come with us!
I hate people having mistress... we're good men
Then...
Get more girls today
I don't mind to take them all
'Cause... I want to be good, too
And, tell your wife...
don't ask my wife out for shopping so frequently
I kept piling up the bill last few months
Tell her to go to church
Better tell her, God doesn't like sex
Tin... you said my wife date yours
Yes
My wife is really going to church today!
Don't argue, I know it all
You're wrong, your wife goes shopping with mine and Ling
- No? - Ling said she is tutoring today.
She told me that she won't go shopping
She said they've different styles
Then who's wife is out with who's...
isn't that mine is out with yours
I only know that Ling is not with them
Strange, they all said different versions
Yes... no wonder she let me out easily today
Weird! I said I'll go watch soccer
She smiled and said enjoy the game
My wife is the strangest
She didn't ask me anything but gave me $200.
How come?
If they go out like us would they not plan it?
That's possible...
Not good!
Go to get all the maids to our courtroom
Bring one of them out
This one
Yes
Come here
Kneel down!
No, please
Where is madam?
I don't speak Chinese I don't speak Cantonese
Maybe she really doesn't speak Cantonese
You believe her? Let me ask
Who introduced you?
I'm from Duk Shing maid agency
Really?
Then say! Where is mom? Say!
I don't know...
Well...
Tell me where mom is, the money is yours
I don't know, please
You must know, you're from Duk Shing
You know their 10 Commandments.
Thou shall talk when master asks you to talk.
Still not telling...
No...
Hold the knife
Kill the dog and feed it to your friends
I can't... I can't!
I don't kill dogs...
Well
You kill!
Kill the dog and grind it
Grind and grind then...
give it to your friends!
Tin, it's waste of time
- Waste time? - Yes.
Tin...
Save the time, it'd grinded
Grinded
Feed her
Eat!
Eat it!
I'm telling...
- Say! Where is mom? - I'm telling.
She just went to the hotel
Hotel?
Which one? Hurry! Let's go!
- You really killed the dog? - Stupid, it's pork
Remember to get changed!
There're 3 rules for women
Rule 1, forget who you are.
You'll get troubles if you keep your identity properly.
Rule 2, no regrets when you are fooling out.
Think men can play, so can women.
Rule 3, don't talk much.
It gets wrong easily.
BeBe...
What's up?
You're not giving up now?
Well... I wait for you in the car
We'll I wait for you in the car
I'm not lawyer Chang. I'm nobody's wife...
I'm nobody's mother, I'm nobody
I'm just a woman
No one will recognize me
I can't find it, where is it?
Mom?
Where is it? Which hall?
I see it now
I take the lead, not him
This one is OK.
Is it him?
White shirt, red rose?
Not him?
Shit...
Miss...
You ok?
Don't talk.
Don't talk...
Go in the lift...
Go in
Quiet
Chang Wai Yin
- Is that you? - Oh no...
- Sorry. - Sorry.
Aren't you my classmate, Chang Wai Yin?
No, I don't speak Chinese
Do you speak English? I'm sorry...
No way? We'd dinner few times, remember?
I've to go, sorry Chang Wai Yin
I've got you, where're you rushing to?
Can't fool you two, I just make fun to you
You come here for good time?
- No... - No
We're here for Sister Chan
- Sister Chan? - Yes.
I'm in a hurry, I go first
Chang Wai Yin Sister is here
Sister Chan, you look great, to banquet?
I'm just meeting friends
Nice... to see you here
The handkerchief is quite special now...
You won't believe it
- Is it popular now? - Yes...
Let me see
I'm in a hurry, I'll send you some later
Bye
Chang Wai Yin!
I knew that it was you
Yes
I lost your number so I couldn't find you.
- Write it down. - What's it?
26709394, yeah
- Got a pen? - You've a pen?
- No. - No pen?
- Yes.
I've...
- Hold it. - What are you doing?
- Twist it out? - No paper.
- This pen vibrates. - What's this?
No... this is not a good one, wait
I'll get you another one
I'm a lawyer, I've pens
This!
I'm in a hurry. Your number?
Sister Chan, I'll send the handkerchief to you.
- Bye. - Your pen?
Scared me
Scared me...
My god...
Chang Wai Yin
Doctor Law
You waited long?
Only awhile
The handkerchief is really creative
Let's order... order
And that pen too...
Where you bought it?
Menu, please!
Your wife called? Who?
Hi, are you bothered with a bald head?
Wait... try to avoid seeing friends
That is really me in the photo
I was quite handsome...
But I didn't load up new photos because...
'Cause what?
My first girlfriend was a net friend too
Her step-pa wanted to rape her so she wants...
to elope with me
Elope! You're kidding
So I gave her all my savings
But she said her step-pa died suddenly
She needed the money for funeral
Did you elope with her at last?
She said her step-pa was dead bad timing
Maybe later
Then... she never called me
So I gained weight from 130 lbs...
to 310 lbs
I was a runner, but can't even walk now
I keep the photo
In case she'll come back and elope with me...
so she can recognize me.
Please believe me... I didn't mean to lie
If I upload my recent picture...
nobody would be friend with me
I can be your friend
Good
Can I order another banana split?
This room seems to be clear
I know... I'm looking
Whose wife?
- Your wife. - It's yours.
My wife?
What can I see under that big towel?
Women do that too?
- So many positions? - Yeah.
What's that bitch doing?
No, I mean the white girl
Your wife is there
Forth room from the left
Quiet and clothes off
Why you took them off? Put them on...
Why are you dressed?
What do you want?
Should I put them on or not?
You ready?
I'm ready, Are you okay?
I can't
You can't? Do you know?
We waited to be grown up and married.
Now you married, have a husband, right?
Then you can't?
I really can't, sorry
I'm going
Wait! I can!
Nothing... just chatting
Chat then start
Just chat, don't kiss
Kissing is normal
Just kiss, don't undress!
Turn around, turn...
Go away... don't look
Don't block
So quick?
Let go... let go
Got dressed back so soon
- Take out the keys! - For what?
We'll check the others
- Can't even look. - Yes.
- So quick? - Impossible
Look... I always look
Honey...
Sorry... I really can't
Which room should we choose?
Any one
- Who's turn now? - Yeah
Your wife
Too old
Ling is younger
Bastard!
You want to see ours? Let's see his first!
Great, I'm longed for it
My wife is no special
But she is size 38 C!
I'll stab him, stab him...
You mind?
Go
Excuse me... I need to go washroom
Go ahead, lots here
Doctor Lee came back from Sweden today...
and got me a condom sample
He said it's not sold in HK
Go...
Where's the car?
Here... get in...
Get in
- What happened? - Don't talk.
Why dating old pals?
Who always talk about the past
Exactly, whose idea was that?
It's you
What should we do now?
Go to play! Why not?
If not today, my period will come
I've to wait for a week then
Me too, my prescription lasts until tomorrow.
Then we go further
Ok, sit back
What you think?
Tin, give some mercy
They were just chatting in the lobby
Don't look down on chats
Feelings develop in chats
Sex follows these feelings
The worst is...
she chats today and be pregnant tomorrow
Not that serious
Why not?
Cheung, give me the poison. I'll kill him...
then kill myself!
Why to kill yourself?
You'll be dead any ways, leave it
It's not your wife of course you don't mind!
Just clothes off... we see that always in strip shows
Let it go!
Are you nuts? Strip shows?
That's my wife! Your sis-in-law!
And you've seen it all now, happy?
I only saw the back. Nothing to be happy with.
Glad you can't see or I'll make you blind!
And you, Mr. Turtle
You always got your hands on my girls
And use both hands to pinch and pinch...
So, can I break your arm? Idiot!
Your girls? They're everyone's
That's my wife, mine!
Who cares whose they are?
Stop arguing, we've to solve problems, ok?
They know us to fool around
So they do that to get a revenge
Exactly
We play just for fun, no bad intention!
Women do that for revenge, what for?
Really don't know!
Tin, then what should we do?
Find the expert
Expert? Ninth Uncle?
Of course... he lost his freedom for us
Isn't it hard to find him?
Yes, we can't see him now, but can call
I'd talked to him once on the phone last year
Anything important?
He still cares 3 years ago, I told him...
A night club is closed. He was sad
Last year I told him the other one is closed too
He cried for 3 days and no baths for 6 months
No baths for 6 months?
Why so many numbers?
It's hard, he uses micro lens...
to transmit from HK to the satellite...
through a security centre in Middle East
And then sent to the brother of A-laddin...
A-ladmi, to his server...
and reach Ninth Uncle. You understand?
So complicated
A total of 83 'one'
- Hard to remember. - There!
Death Note?
- For who? - Ninth Uncle, please.
Ninth Uncle... Nine!
How come he turns to be a dog?
Tin, don't worry, it's me
I can't show my face
If I get caught by my wife, I'll be in trouble.
Nine, we want to find you for...
I know it all
It's my wife taught them to play outside
I must kill her!
The women knew about it long time ago
They went to see my wife
My wife first wanted to revenge only
but she went even further than men
Men would go home after playing
Women end up in others' place after
Go get them back before they go too far
I just got the news the wives went to Macau...
To find pimps!
Nine, who are you talking to?
Ninth Uncle is in trouble if his wife knows
What to do, Tin?
- Go there, right? - Go to Macau.
Let's go to Macau!
Now I see men's pressures when fooling outside
Right... Don't we worry about them?
Go, nothing to be scared
I'm afraid nobody knows. Walk faster
It's really different, let's come again
Hurry up
Miss
For four?
Come in
Can you see?
His chest is bigger than my breast
Silly kid, I've seen some even bigger
- Where? - On TV
So good...
Stop... put me down
Hello
We can't hear you
Sorry... excuse me
Do you know, today in here...
What celebration we have?
No? Good... flowers
Flowers
The flowers are for you, ladies
This one is for you
This for you
This flower... I won't give you
Give it to you
Right, that's happy
The most important thing here is happy
The theme today is...
Here comes summer
Enjoy... enjoy...
Give me applauses, come
Good, let's dance
We want men
Of course you're here for men
What kind your like? Local or Mainland?
We also have United Nations
We've everything here
- Diving coach? - Yes
Lifeguard also
Good...
Let yourself free
Good! Let me tell you we have everything.
Look!
For just sit and pet, yes
For bed only, yes
And, you know
if you don't like these but...
chat only, OK
We... we don't want to chat
Not to chat, then look
What?
Just look, it's...
not the type to cry out loud
Just look
Is it creative?
Or those things that keep moving
but you don't have to move, or...
you move and he doesn't
Isn't it cute?
I know you are all lovely ladies
What you need, it's coming soon
- Tin, it's for ladies only. - Yes.
Can't care much now, let's go in
No, let's go
Hey girls, off from schools?
It's late, go home! Come on!
Excuse me...
Here I come
Leave it to me here
Where you from? Sze Chuan?
No, she must be from the Northern East
What east!
What are you doing? Why are you sneaky around?
What? First, we are not sneaky
Second, there's nothing around
Third, what a fool you are
Uncles
Why are you drawing back?
- Tin, they sounded cool. - So?
We're so handsome why called us uncles? Auntie!
Cut it out! No men allowed
It's for women only
Listen, we're the famous Southeast Asia...
Brokeback brothers
Brokeback? Show me a kiss!
That's easy
Shit, you really kissed
- No? - You are disgusting.
- You two are really... - Really what?
I tell you, we're here for our wives
Everyone inside are all wives
They were home without attentions
But here you are dying to find them
We are not
Go home, Uncles
Be reasonable, auntie?
Be reasonable? Get lost
Listen, I'm in charge here after 12:00 am.
- Yes! Never seen women out to play?
One more
Yes! Never seen women out to play?
Great! Go now!
Go? Scare of their twist and shout?
Like a choir only
I'm not going, so?
Go away...
Thanks... sorry, excuse me
- Go! - Go!
Be careful
Nine, we're in Macau.
I'm not Nine, he is in the hospital
In hospital again?
Mrs. Nine caught him talking to you today.
She threw him off the hill for 5 times!
Rolled down from the hill?
I'd not say a word!
Take him up, throw again!
Help...
What should I do now?
- Ask him if he has friends in Macau. - Yeah.
Nine told you to find his Macau friend, Fei Hung
He is the manager in Amigo
But the ladies guards don't let us in
Think it yourself
Cut off? What?
Rolled downhill?
- Have a drink. - Good.
Pretty girl, you like sports sometimes?
I play yoga
Yoga? Is it flexible?
Nothing...
- It hurts my eye. - Sorry...
It's okay...
Just wipe it off
Look at your hand, so beautiful
You play wakeboard?
Do you like sunbath?
I only do house work...
sweeping, cleaning that kind
Have you ever tried nude sun tanning?
It's smoother
What? You okay?
I feel to vomit
Have some fruits
Usually a spasm will start on the leg
- What should we do? - Just press it slowly.
Then it'll release
Right, press it down slowly
It's itchy
Okay... let's try the lap
It's different for the lap
Press it down like this
Excuse me...
Remember, warm up before swimming
- Or you'll have spasms. - Yes.
Especially for heavy exercise
You ate yet?
No
Great. It's not good to be full
Eat a little bit
Fei Hung... there're foreigners looking for you
- Foreigners? - Yes
Come with me
Breathe... here...
Foreigners
One little two, little three, little Indian
Four little five...
Fei Hung
It's us, sent from Ninth Uncle
Fei Hung
Oh, it's you
That doggy Nine, sit down
The doggy Nine had told me everything
And, I don't called Wong Fei Hung now
I had a new English name
Call me Faye
Faye Wong?
Ah Pang, bring them to change
In fact, we...
Nine had told me
I know what to do
Why not drink it up?
Come...
I want you to feed me
Hurry, feed me!
Feed you? You bet!
Beat him...
Anyone tried white guys?
- Me... - Me...
- Dance... - Dance...
Dance...
In the front, clockwise at 11 o'clock...
The kid, who's kissing the pimp...
Looks like your girl
Hey turkey, that one licking the man...
looks like your wife
The police playing pimps' nipples...
Looks like your wife
- No way. - No way
The one kissing
licking
and playing nipples...
It's your wife
Get the bill
Get the bill... and...
bring your bag to the room!
It's locked...
Women are evil Bitch
But so much money, my God!
Why I don't?
All changes only?
Don't talk about money now our wives are gone
Sad...
What?
It's all my fault
Don't blame yourself. We're wrong too.
No, about an old HK movie last night
I learned from Shek Kin
The villain? About what?
Wong Fei Hung is unreliable
Get a drink and celebrate first
Cheers!
What happened? You're okay?
My arm hurts so much
Why?
For him!
And you? Why are you sitting like that?
Do you know where I can buy disinfectant
Why?
I can't even sit now
And you?
I'm still feeling something's inside
No way?
- And you? How are you?
I'm worrying my period delayed
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
Thanks!
Sorry... I'm late
I almost missed the boat
We ordered for you, eat first
Thanks
Where's Cheung?
Late
How's last night?
It's ok, you?
Not bad
So good to all of us!
We should thank for Fei Hung
or we don't know what may happen
I should learn from the old movie last night
From villain Shek? What he tells?
Fei Hung is unreliable
Who said that?
Fei Hung, no our wives ran away with men...
Listen! Pang
Give them each a card
Thanks... these cards...
That's your wives' room keys
Dou Lai, you get the clothes
These clothes?
They are same as the pimps'
We wear these?
Yes, don't worry. It's all set, trust me.
See, Fei Hung is good
Not Shek, sucks
Which way to go?
Don't worry, this way
- To the toilet. - Not the toilet.
Secret passage
See you outside
A real passage?
Yes, look!
Swimming pool, too
- Good, all four for you. - Thanks
Lucky boy, get money for doing nothing
- I'll do it then. - No need...
- Ok... go now. - Thank you...
No, I'm alright to go, uncle
But me and you... like this
Is that OK?
- You're son of Bruce? - What?
Bitch! Get lost!
Is your head ok?
Nothing, it's normal
Why're you eating?
Ate too much, scare to vomit
Wow, you really vomit!
Don't mention 'vomit'
You know what happened last night?
What happened?
What's wrong with you?
Ling... I don't want this...
Hug me, hurry me...
So... no...
Feels better
You OK?
How'd you kiss in the future, kid?
- You're so mean! - You are...
No lens on your glasses?
I wore it for fortune telling
But I can't resist your stuff...
It's just water? Oh no
I guess he'll be afraid of kissing later
Come again
There're 3 words forbidden to say to him
Or...
Quiet... let me eat...
You eat so much? How is it last night?
Nothing, just examining
You aren't the pimp?
- Yes, I'm, of course. - Why not touch me?
I know
- Do it! - I will, of course.
You know... what is G spot?
G spot, it's here
I don't want it
I know...
My wife wants to reach G spot...
I need to eat more and get strong
I don't know what I can do in the future
Gill, find out the G spot...
and make a report
It's difficult
I want one too
You too Tin?
What you did last night?
Last night? I just re-visited the old place
Nothing special, no surprises
I just kept the way I was
Are you Lee Wing Cheung's friends?
- Yes. - There is a letter for you.
Thanks
Letter? So serious
Dear brothers, I can't come
I'll SMS you! Cheung
It's ringing
Tin and all my brothers
I think I can't come today
Last night...
Cooked for 30 minutes
If your husband like spicy put more chili sauce
My wife is good in kitchen and bed
Why am I still doing this?
Be careful
I need to bath, I need to bath
Honey... what?
What you doing, honey?
Don't move!
What's the matter?
Don't hit!
Don't look at me! Say
- You're afraid of me? - I'm afraid of you
I can't hear you!
Say you're afraid of me, so much!
I'm afraid of you, so much!
Now you say...
You're afraid of losing me!
I'm afraid I'll lose you!
What? You lie! I can't hear you
I'm afraid of losing you!
You think I'm stupid?
Say 100 times, you are lying
I'm not lying, I won't do that again
I'm bad, I'm sorry
To make you become this way
I really... really can't lose you!
Sorry, honey!
Babe...
Sorry
Tin and all my buddies
I decided not to fooling out with you anymore
Don't call me. Take care
Tin, I guess I can't do the arrangement...
for the club anymore
Please find someone to help
I'll return the cell
I think I... yeah
Tin, I found out that...
Mahjong is too complicated for me
Bridges fits me better
Mrs. Nine
How's it? Are the men better now?
Thanks for you arrangement
Those men believed it all
They don't go out and care more about us
They stay home always
See, women play make the husbands stay!
No women really want to fool around
I take your advice as not to tell
You must not let them know
It's not playing if they know
Men will never let women know they play
But women would let men know any ways
Couples live for lives with lies
She should go to Yale or Harvard in the future?
Better marry a millionaire
Yeah
Sure, it's expected that he plays anyway
Bye
Pretty
Is it bad for women to go to night club?
What about men going for whore?
I want to be bad
Not a good wife home
I'm so loyal to my family
A good housewife, so does in bed
So what?
My husband still cheats me
Why did he do that to me? Why?
He loves playing games,
he thought he knows everything and he can fool me
He is just stupid
I was just pretending!
But what can I do?
If I said I know it all, we'll be over
Then divorce
It's him
He thought I know nothing but I know it all
It's him so stupid
He hurts me bad!
Why doing it himself?
Why... I know he did alone
Why? I have needs too
I do it myself too?
Or go to play too?
Women don't like to play
Do I really have to do that to avoid the divorce?
Miss... don't divorce...
I want to!
Loving you to make me grow up
to see through love
But my destiny turned upside down
When you lost our memories all
you fall in a new love
So witty to keep me away
Can I forget this man forever
Why my bad memories stay
I drive my car
OK
Kiss me goodbye
let me go
See you somedays in heaven
You get me such no return
but why you've tears in eyes
To BATTLE is to retain...
LOVE is eternal. (Collins chapter 13.8)
However...
Times temper DESIRES (MSIB chapter 47.9)
So, our movie cannot end this way!
In less than 1 month later...
- I'll catch you some fish. - OK
Yummy. You're great.
So happy. You're lucky, Tin.
I go toilet
Me, too
Be careful, walk slowly
Honey, be careful...
- Don't fall into water... - OK.
Nice to be here with her
Not bad
How's everyone?
Quite relaxed, you?
Not bad
I made love with my wife...
She improved
Tin
I found out lately...
What's that?
Did they find out?
Alright!
Good
We can talk now. Any new good place?
Dong Guang?
It's out of date
- What's hit now? - Where?
Africa... Togo!
- Togo? - Got it!
Sounds like a karaoke, many girls there?
Yeah. Crazy Silly...
Winnie Tsang, the manager we know before went to...
Serbia!
Serbia and Black Mountain!
It's very beautiful there
- Black girls? - Whites!
- What? - Whites!
There's also Canary
has good wax & candles...
Wow... cool place...
Go, go there...